

Noise by any other name - would it sound as crude?
Sheer frustration, anger, humor, sarcasm, and drunk honesty - uncompromising form ambivalent to cynicism.
With the release of "I.C.U.", the freshmen release from the band, the Needle Pimps instantly solidified themselves as one of the most difficult to listen to, humorously thought-provoking bands to scape across the ear drums of society in a long time... and not a minute too late. Liked or disliked - no apologies.

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WORLD TOUR 2001-2023
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"Doing everything in their power to provoke anger and fear in the hearts of sappy sensitive people with
their hilarious violent and offensive lyrics, the Needle Pimps break away from the pack as far as most recent punk rock is concerned."
- worldwidepunk.com
"The Needle Pimps are a horrible HORRIBLE band, plain and simple! They have a song called "Little Tits, Big Hole" for christs sake! If that doesn't make it alright to hate them, I don't know what does!"
"you are the worst band i have ever heard and i really hope you all OD."
"I don't usually get offended by a band using the "bitch" and "ho" terms, but this guy, well I don't know, but I was thinking up some rather nasty ... ways to offend them in return"
"...I really dug that accent that guy in the Needle Pimps was sporting. He slipped in and out of his accent worse than that Jamaican psychic on with her late night advertisement."
"...the Needle Pimps seriously could be the WORST BAND EVER!!!"